When life gets you down,
and you’re wearing a frown,
turn to existentialism!
It’s the best thing around.

Existentialism is this:
Ignore when things go amiss!
It’s all the same in the end,
so there’s no point to resist!

Afterlife is all in your head,
When you die, you’re dead.

It doesn’t really matter,
there’s no “ever after,”

So you can go back to bed!

L O L’s and threes for E’s.
One, Two, Three’s replaced the ABC’s.
‘O’ is Zero, S is Z.
“Oh My God” is O M G.

L O L, pronounce it “lawl,”
and pretty soon, you’ll know it all.
Nevermore a n00b you shall be.
Instead, you’ll be L33T,
spelled with Two Threes.